I realize that as of late, my posts have pretty much sucked ass.
I freely admit it and offer no excuses.
Except maybe a hundred?
Thing is, I’m in a slump. I’m not sure why either because I see things happening around me everyday that is such good material on which to wax poetic (and somewhat witty).
I form these great posts in my head but then can’t seem to form them when my hand is at the keyboard.
Like how today, my husband really pissed me off. He did something that, in my book, was really insensitive and underhanded. I obsessed about it a bit, then tried to rationalize it in my head, then asked my good friend Holly about it. THEN when she said that her husband does shit like that all the time and it PISSES her off too? Especially, when Holly is the kind of friend who will always tell me the truth? I mean, if she thinks I’m over-reacting, she tells me. So, it meant a lot.
I kind of wanted to be catty and call up my husband and say “HA!!!!!!!!!” TOOOOOLD YOU!!!!!!!”
But I didn’t. I just yelled and screamed like an irrational mad woman as soon as we got home.
So see? Stuff like that, I could come up with a million different antecdotes about in my head and make it seem really funny. Aaand in reality, it kind of was…(but STILL! INSENSITIVE! HOLLY SAID SO!!). But no. I just don’t have it in me right now.
I think my muse has gone on another impromptu vacation again. Filthy whore!!!!
So hang in there, keep reading, and try to keep your eyes open and I promise I will snap out of this slump really soon.