A topic I never thought I’d write about (and mom, please cover your eyes)

Somehow, in my “newer! faster!” internet surfing, I stumbled across a post involving Ann Coulter and it reminded me to express how I really feel about her.

I do not use this word lightly and could possibly get drenched in a shitstorm of emails and nasty comments but I just have to say that…

Ann Coulter is a cunt. She just is.

Sorry folks. Opinions are like assholes and everybody has one. Including me.

Now please people, I’m not busting on republicans by any means. Especially since I was brought up with republican conservative dogma shoved down my throat all the time. In spite of being exceptionally bitter about that fact, I do still hold true to some republican viewpoints (which I will not DARE get into on this blog…the mere fact that I’m talking politics at all, is a feat unto itself).

The fact that she is republican is beside the point, especially since she is SUCH a poor example.

I just have a problem with her.

Maybe I should just feel sorry for her. After all, I could barely follow her last book, and I was just skimming through it. And ask anyone, I passed reading comprehension with flying colors, was in all the advanced reading classes, currently enjoy reading, and just ask Barnes and Noble just how much I spend every year.(Though she would probably automatically attribute that to my being a liberal, which, incidently is not necessarily the case.)

I guess it’s because she tends to piss on your leg and then tells you it’s raining. She preaches against a point, then contradicts herself without so much as taking another breath.

She thinks she’s above it all and knows it all. I don’t wish her any ill will…that would be mean. But I can perhaps hope that if she ever has children, one of them turns out to be gay, and the other turns out to be a democrat.

Then I want to watch her scramble to take back every bad word she’s ever said about either of the issues.

That is all. Mother, you may uncover your eyes now.

One Response

  1. Tom Says:

    I couldn’t agree more, as you probably gather from reading my blog. I want to catch some major “news” program giving her acidic venom some mainstream exposure, than call them to ask why they don’t also bring on her soul brother, David Duke. I will ask her if she was separated from him at birth, but I don’t want to talk to her. Elizabeth Edwards said enough for all of us. In fact, I don’t remember seeing her masculine face anywhere since that day.

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