Saturday Song Lyrics

This song doesn’t have any particular meaning to me? But Dusty and I played it last night at the bar and then we sat at a table with Howard and Susie and we all sang along to the lyrics.

And decided, that this is definitely a “drinking song.”

This goes out to all my friends who deserve to get a little revenge. Enjoy!

“Before He Cheats” Carrie Underwood

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleach-blond tramp,
And she’s probably getting frisky…
Right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot a whiskey…
Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…
And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
And he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on three dollars worth of that bathroom polo…
Oh, And he don’t know… ohhh

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ohh… I might of saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Noo… not on me…

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive,
Carved my name into his leather seats…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
Slashed a hole in all four tires…
Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats,

Ohh.. Maybe next time he’ll think… before he cheats…
[Backround]
Na na na na na na na na na…
[Carrie]
Ohh… before he cheats…
[Backround]
Na na na na na na na na na…
[Carrie]
Ohhhhh…

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