Oh Look! I DO have something!

It’s actually a funny little meme posted on another site by Dusty’s little sister.  It was so cute, I hate to copy and put it here.  I hope you all see the humor in it.  Enjoy!

Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

ALASKA Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

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Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

ALASKA Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up

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Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.

ALASKA Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

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Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

ALASKA Friends: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn…that shit was fun ”

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Friends: Cry with you.

ALASKA Friends: laugh at you

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Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.

ALASKA Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.

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Friends: Know a few things about you.
ALASKA Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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Friends: Will leave you behind if that ‘ s what the crowd is doing.

ALASKA Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

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Friends: Would knock on your door.

ALASKA Friends: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

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Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.

ALASKA Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

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Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.

ALASKA Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.

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Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

ALASKA Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don’t waste.” (*cough cough…Dusty…cough cough)

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Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

ALASKA Friends: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.

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Friends: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.

ALASKA Friends: Will say “okay, just one more…” and then 2 minutes later “okay, just one more!”. (*cough cough…Dusty…cough cough)

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Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

ALASKA Friends: Will knock them the fuck out!!

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Friends: Will tell you “They’d take a bullet for you.”

ALASKA Friends: Will actually take a bullet for you.

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friends: will not let you to drive drunk

ALASKA Friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to mcdonalds at 2 am (HA!  Except when you live in the bush)

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Friends: Will ignore this

ALASKA Friends: Will repost this!

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