Last night, Howard and I did Family Guy Mad Libs in bed.
Yes I know. We are dorks of the worst kind.
But we love Mad Libs! Throw a Family Guy theme into the mix? We are so there! The later it got, the sillier the Mad Libs got. We were laughing so damn hard, I thought we were going to wake the neighbors.
Anyway, I wanted to share you with a sample of the words that
we Howard came up with to complete the story. The italicized words are what he added. Enjoy!
“Stewie’s Campaign Speech”
“Esteemed ladies and skanks, allow me to announce my candidacy for the position of Supreme hair of the Universe. I have one year of experience fucking at the Griffin household, where I have slowly managed to enslave all five family roads. I force the stinky man to turn the TV on for me each day so I can watch my favorite program, The Jolly femur Review. The one they call Meg stays home and coxxix-sits on Saturday nights while the others go out to swim. Chris serves as a guinea pig upon whom I test my green devices. Lois, that putrid woman, cooks my hams, cleans my bone, and changes my rolling diapers. So you see, in just one short year I have taken control of all Griffin earwigs. I rule with an iron centipede. If elected today, I shall do the same to all of you. I command you to vote for me, you scaly armpits!”
Wasn’t that funny? Weird how some of the words fit perfectly? Did you ever do Mad Libs when you were growing up? I did because I was an English loving nerd and of course the ones I did were never as naughty as these.
Which of course meant they weren’t near as much fun.