SHIT, PISS, FUCK, DAMN! shitmotherfuckerfuckshit.
I had THE funniest post ever ready to go put up tonight.
My friend Heather, sent me an email about an event that happened with her son that damn near made me piss my pants. (here I go laughing about it even now) She described it so well, that I thought I’d be a post whore and use it for an entry. She gave me the greenlight and I was all set to dig it out of my email and cut and paste when…I realized that:
I DELETED THE FUCKING EMAIL! And my trash bin is now empty! And the story was so damn funny. And God KNOWS we need some funny around here about now. (and don’t you hate people who break the laws of grammer and continuously use the word “And” to begin a sentence?)
So if anyone knows how to easily retrieve deleted messages out of Yahoo, that have already left the trash bin, please feel free to let me know.
Also, speaking of email; is anyone having trouble composing messages with Yahoo mail in Firefox? Dude. I’m about to cut somebody. I have to close my Firefox window and go back to (*gasp*) Internet Explorer. And it bugs me (see there it was again).
Bugs me to the point of wanting to boil up that Prozac and shoot it up my arm again. (no, I never actually did that, the “again” mention was referring to the desire, not the actual action)
(what the fuck is up with me writing in all parentheses?)
(it’s pretty damn annoying)
(like that time I kept starting my sentences with “and”)