Just some things that have happened this week, particularly last night:
-I’ve met some insanely delicious men. And for some reason, a lot of them are Australian.
-Howard’s met some insanely hot women, who mostly are French.
-We’ve been meeting up periodically during the day and comparing notes. Flirting shamelessly (Hey, just because you’re on a diet doesn’t mean you can’t look at the menu.)
-Last night at the bar, I swear every person associated with the race that was in town, was there.
-Dusty and I decided to really tie one on because today is my first full day off since returning from vacation. (Barring none of my employees call in sick) I decided on Margaritas and he decided on Miller Lite. I lost count of how many we had.
-Camille, Susie, and I were watching the hot Aussies, trying to decide if one of them was gay or just metrosexual.
-Explained to Dusty what metrosexual means. He’s so intelligent and “book smart” and knows public administration inside and out, but is so naive when it comes to pop culture and the lingo, that it’s actually quite adorable.
-We had a whole table full of women except for Dusty and Howard and they were completely reveling in all the attention from us. (men are such pigs..hee)
-Susie borrowed Dusty’s chap stick (she’s his aunt and his favorite one) and then made a joke about giving it back to him and pretended like she was going to kiss him! (just to embarass him people, don’t get excited) BUT THEN, he jokingly said “Kiss Chrissy and give it to her!”. She then grabbed my face and kissed me full on the mouth, except my mouth was kind of open, and we both cut our lips on my teeth. But the Chap Stick trick really worked! (there was nothing sexual about it, you just don’t dare Susie to do anything, cause she’ll do it to make a point)
-A couple having sex in the bathroom.
-Dusty, Judy(Rich’s girlfriend, who was out and having a good time and we were so happy about it), and I actually putting our ears to the door and listening to them! (and giggling like children, because sometimes it’s just really fun to be immature!)
-And the best? One of the Aussie’s openly rolling a joint in the bar. We sat there with our mouths agape, because he was ROLLING A JOINT IN THE BAR! Dude, we know that possession of a certain amount of marijuana in Alaska is legal but you don’t ROLL THE JOINT IN A PUBLIC BAR! Have I mentioned he was OPENLY ROLLING A JOINT IN THE BAR? okay. wasn’t sure.
I am now without a voice this morning and I’m not sure it’s from all the smoking or all my talking, but I needed a night to just really let my hair down. And I did. And in case you are wondering, no, I did not smoke the joint that the GUY ROLLED IN A PUBLIC BAR!