Teen Agers

Dear Teenager who shamelessly tried to flirt with me today,

You are cute in a “I would really like to have a child someday” kind of way. But I have not reached the age where being flirted with by a teenager is flattering just yet.

No. Right now? It’s just creepy.

Not to say it isn’t flattering. In a completely objective capacity.

But try me again in about 10 years. When you’re a hot twenty something and I’m a desperate 40 something okay?

Thanks again,
Chris

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