You know you’re devoted pet owner when…

In the middle of the night, your dog’s wretching wakes you up and without so much as a “Godammit” or “FUCK!”, you get up, flip the light switch, find the puke on the bottom of the bedsheet (where your poor puppy tried to jump off the bed but was too late), remove the sheets, throw them in the washing machine, then change the sheets with your husband’s help, flip off the light switch, crawl back into bed and comfort puppy then fall asleep not five minutes later. Without so much as a word spoken between you and the other human. It’s automatic. And you do it without so much as a complaint.

Yep, I love my dog.

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