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Remember in “The Vacation Blog” otherwise known as the “Mother of All Blogs”,(But not really because I forgot to use that damn title, I am shit when it comes to consistency) when I said I gave Tess a hug? Well I also gave her a spork. She’s the queen of sporks. She also fantasizes of using them in torturous ways.

I think I may have enabled something evil and when you read about her on CNN?

Well let’s just say it’ll be one time that I will really love living way up here on the Arctic Slope.

Even though her actions will definitely be warranted. That girl ain’t no fool. If she’s gonna use a damn spork, it’s gonna be for a good reason.

One Response

  1. Tess Says:

    MWAH-hahahahaha!

    Um…I mean…I would never use my spork without good reason.

    Never.

    Never ever.

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