Remember in “The Vacation Blog” otherwise known as the “Mother of All Blogs”,(But not really because I forgot to use that damn title, I am shit when it comes to consistency) when I said I gave Tess a hug? Well I also gave her a spork. She’s the queen of sporks. She also fantasizes of using them in torturous ways.
I think I may have enabled something evil and when you read about her on CNN?
Well let’s just say it’ll be one time that I will really love living way up here on the Arctic Slope.
Even though her actions will definitely be warranted. That girl ain’t no fool. If she’s gonna use a damn spork, it’s gonna be for a good reason.